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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

09.06.2025 02:06

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.